These have been around for a while, but they’re still funny!
A sample:
You’re practicing your arm blocks while driving down the highway, notice someone in another car staring at you, and suddenly turn your block into vigorously fanning away an imaginary fly. Use various strikes to turn lights off and on. Don your clothing with kicks, thrusts, and punches. Open and close doors with spinning kicks. Find yourself idly doing iaido and kenjitsu moves with the plastic knives at the fast food place Can’t walk by anybody else from your school without casually exchanging a flurry of mock strikes and kicks. Haven’t gotten over the phase of seeing everybody walking around with a blanket of little red cross-hairs on all their vital spots. Head over to Sifu Craig Taylor’s site for the rest!
3 comments:
Hi Nathan,
My instructor once told me that a student that was visiting his home made the comment that his living room was about big enough to do a kata. :)
Haha, yes these have a ringing of truth to them.
The scary thing about these are that we've done quite a few. They ring true. I used to use my feet to turn on and off lights, and to close (not open) doors. The awareness extremes are such good drills, that I always use them. It goes on and on.
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