- you think learning to fall helps you learn to throw people.
- you see someone taking a bad fall off his bike, and the first word that pops into your head is "ippon!"
- every time you see a big open space you have to restrain yourself from doing ukemi for no apparent reason.
- when you see some big guy walking down the street you plan how to throw him on his back and then armlock him.
- you secretely wish that some untrained, unarmed, and unaccompanied robber would come and attempt to rob you.
- your girlfriend thinks you're a freak because you have callouses on the back of your fingers from doing judo grips.
- you instinctively bridge and roll whenever you wake up from a nightmare.
- you're teaching your kid to ride a bike and start off with ukemi drills!
- you get into bed with a forward roll.
- a shirtless attacker becomes your worst nightmare.
- you choose your dates by how well they look in a Judogi.
- you spend more time on top of your friends than your girlfriend.
- you say "you should see this new technique I learned" and all of a sudden you're the only one in the room.
- you keep having this dream about your mother-in-law reversing your best choke.
- your dog shakes hands with everyone but you.
- when you are sawing wood or hammering nails you consider it uchikomi.
- you can take your child to practice because you're in the same class.
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
You Might Be Judoka If...
By Neil Ohlenkamp
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