BBM in the HOUSE!

Hi, Black Belt Mama here. I'm pretty sure that when I was asked to guest post here, it was assumed I'd do something like this.

There are a couple problems with this though. First, I have no clue what Mr. TDA himself happens to look like. Without denigrated photo's of the gracious host, what's the point? I mean really. The other thing is that Mr. TDA is married. I'm not about serenading a married man. It's just not gonna happen. The third reason is that shaking my booty also requires a bit of neck movement, and the neck is currently in healing mode from an aiki-jujitsu whiplash injury. Somehow I was thinking that a robotic BBM or a BBM in a soft collar just wasn't going to cut it. I think I made the right call here.

That doesn't mean this post has to be without video. Take this one for example, of some wanna-be martial artists. . .

And I thought my audition for the Carrie Underwood lip sync was rough. Hell, I'm practically Bruce Lee in my little video.

Here's another one that demonstrates some of these important lessons:

1. Don't practice karate near a pool, not even a baby pool.
2. Stages are detrimental to kata.
3. Being the board holder can be a dangerous job.

And last but not least. . .
4. Make sure you tie your gi pants extremely well.

Here's to hoping this post doesn't embarrass as much as losing your drawers. Oh my!